erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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