these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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