Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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