they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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