They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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