I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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