Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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