Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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