I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
