no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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