He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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