doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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