Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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