we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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