when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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