There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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