I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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