what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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