Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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