There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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