i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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