I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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