and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just want nice things and good sex
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
