I wish I only lived at night.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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