We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I smell like Dick and happiness
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