I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
