so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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