You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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