Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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