dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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