We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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