Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
