So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just had sex on a roof
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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