I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The air was thick with penises
You need Xanax blowdarts
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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