I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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