Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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