I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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