I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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