Nicole vs. Life
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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