I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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