Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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