New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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