only if we run a train.
done.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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