Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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