So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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