Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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