So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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