seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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