For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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