Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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