Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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