Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he thought i was a dude.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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