dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
