just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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