i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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