If i come over, it means nothing
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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