EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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