can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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